why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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