How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

This is not a joke.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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