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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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