- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

A man walks into a bar

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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