- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Robin get in the batmobile!

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Women's Rights

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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