- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Half life 3 confirmed

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

pretty soon we'll all be dead

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