Robert Mugabe.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what goes boo a sock

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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