- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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