- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Gus's mom

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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