What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Beka has AIDS

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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