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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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