Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Prostitution is bad.......

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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