Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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The WNBA

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Long joke Your such a downey

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Rylan Clark

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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