How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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