- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

What did Washington say to California? WC

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