What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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one of the idiot

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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