What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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