- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why are white people white? I don't know

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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