A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Women's rights.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Take part of what?

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Your're racist.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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