why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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