yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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cool

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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