What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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