An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

I have aids

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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