- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Firgen and the blung brigade

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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