- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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