- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Bob Saget

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Black People

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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