- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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