- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Face...tastes like chicken!

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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