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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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