- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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