- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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