- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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