- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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