What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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Equal rights!

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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