- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

say it ten times fast: oh

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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