Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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you give like i give lomain

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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