- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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