How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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