knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

charlie sheen becomes sober.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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