A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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