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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What happened to my sunglasses?

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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