Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Ehh

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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Please don't shoot me

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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Anti Joke

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