What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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