- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

all the kids had fun

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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