Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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