- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Black people in Camden NJ.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

I walk into a bar...

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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