your mama so old, shes dead.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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