What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What's 9 + 10 19

Dumbledore dies.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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