A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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