- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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